Recap of session on April 2, 2021

 Hey Larry, 


We had the weirdest customer review card left behind at our store tonight. I'm not sure what category we should put it in? I'm assuming it would probably just go under "Misc."? I've included it in this email so you can review it for yourself!

"You know, this might be the best hot dog I've ever tasted. I don't know if it's because it's just a genuinely good hot dog, with great ingredients, or if it's something else. It could be because I had such a crazy night today! 

Alright, so I literally just like "woke up" in the middle of being arrested, and I had no idea how. No idea where I was before that, or how I got there. But then this police chief just started crying and crying... and I mean I'm not completely heartless. So I sat down with the guy and let him vent it out, ya know? We bonded over the crazy lives we both live, and then of course... things got CRAZY. I had to fight ghosts, escape the police station, and find out my friend somehow learned how to transform? I mean I guess it's not that weird when I think about it. I once threatened the gods of death.

Anyway, this hot dog was great. 4.5/5"

Well good luck sorting this into the customer reviews, Larry. Hope the wife and kids are doing well.

Regards,

Kristina Schwartz
Five Guys Enterprises, LLC
1575 Regent Ave. W.,
Winnipeg, MB
R2C 3B3

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